Jingle Cruise: Jungle all the Way

Every year around the holiday season the skippers begin to grow homesick and look forward to receiving care packages from home. However, the airplane cargo shipment with the holiday goods accidently unloaded over the jungle! As you can see, the jungle has been “decked” stem to stern with holiday fun. This Christmas season the Skippers provide a holly jolly adventure through the jungle! Hopefully I will be able to provide a boatload of photos and jokes that will sure to “sleigh” you. The skipper in me wants to give you puns for each photos, but I will refrain from such shenanigans…or atleast try to. I will warn you that the Jingle Cruise is full of fruitcake and jokes that will make you groan.


















All the elephants want for Christmas are their “two trunk teeth”.


On the left bank there-it’s a huge bull elephant. The large sloping forehead and enormous ears mark the African bull, the second most feared animal in the jungle. On the other, THE most feared animal in the jungle–his Mother-in-law.








Trader Sam is preparing for an End of the Year sale, he’ll trade you two of his heads for the price of yours. Any way you slice it, you’ll come out ahead!

I hope you’ve enjoyed this post… if you didn’t well my name isn’t important. I know my jokes are stale and crumbly, and I’m sure I could do butter but its the yeast I can do on the sourdough I make here. I think I get my rye sense of humor from my dad. It’s no wonder, he’s Danish. I was born under a croissant moon and I used to be the toast of the town, until one day I just got spread too thin. Hey… don’t stop reading, I am on a roll. Oh well, I guess you have to jam. Here is one last joke for all you mind readers out there.


Have you had a chance to set sail on the Jingle Cruise? It even has a great way to get a head on your holiday shopping with Trader Sam-ta!

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